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Geek quotes

People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”

As a development process, chaos does not scale well.

Well It looks like an ID 10T Error

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
- returned 0 results

For these and more; come here.

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure…
In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant

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